chutney hood

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

by *hanz* June 30, 2005

hood nibbling

the act of vigorously licking the clitoris

Dude I was doing some hood nibbling with my girl this weekend

by Lassiter January 9, 2009

Hood Curd

Surplus gluey rod porridge.

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008

Levi Hood

A SLUT

EW ITS Levi Hood

by MIKAYLA RIPLEY BITCH February 28, 2020

Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 4, 2013

hood baby

A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.

"On yonder corner is a hood baby."

by ithildhelma November 28, 2007