bend one in

Derived from the original definition, a quite fun game that is played by singing popular songs and replacing appropriate lyrics with the phrase "bend one in". Song choices known to lend themselves to the game range from 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash and 'Is There Something I Should Know' by Duran Duran, to 'Chelsea Dagger' by the Fratellis and the 'Indiana Jones' theme.

"..Please please bend one in!...please please bend one in!... I made a break I run out yesterday.."
"Hey guys, are you playing Bend One In?"

by Bumcicle January 17, 2009

Two in pink One in the stink

With index and middle finger extended, third finger held back with thumb and pinky finger extended, you insert the two fingers into the vagina and the single, pinky finger, into the anus giving extreme pleasure to even the most discriminating woman.

Facing her writhing body, Jim slowly inserted his fingers to double penetrate her and found himself with two in the pink and one in the stink.

by DangerBoy December 24, 2003

One in a million

One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special

I am one in a million

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 29, 2019

two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in the puss, and pinkie in the brown hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.

I hit that bitch two in the pink one in the stink

by Rick James Bitch March 19, 2004

two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

by Maxwell December 19, 2003

One in seven billion

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016

one in the oven

a woman who is pregant

tracy that silly old sour faced tart shes got one in the oven

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005