iPad

An oversized iPhone used by placing it inside an oversized vaginas during that time of month.

Roanna: I just bought an iPad.

Alexis: Wow you must have a stretched out pussy. Have you been fucking massive cocks lately?

by Alexander the Rapist April 9, 2010

iPad 3

A tablet which Apple Inc. produces. It's great for everything. You can use it for anything in your daily life like; entertainment, business, responsibilities. It has a large capacity so you can purchase a lots of apps, paid or free. There are a lots of games that you can enjoy playing. There some reminder apps so you won't get late for anything or forgot your friends birthday. Also it has video camera on it so you can take pictures of yourself or tape a video of anything you want!

+This new iPad, it's great.
-You mean the iPad 3?
+Well, don't get used to it...
-Why the hell is that for?!
+They'll bring up a new one 6 month later...

by Mr.Whiskers September 6, 2012

ipad kid

Quackity. SIMPLY QUACKITY

Quackity: *moves*
CHAT: "IPAD KID!"

by dsmp person. THING February 3, 2022

iPause

iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.

I cannot believe the amount of iPause time I waste on a typical commute.

by rivetrod April 23, 2012

Ipad kid

quackity.

Quackity: *breathes*
chat: you breathe like an ipad kid lol

by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021

iPad Pro

An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Remember to bring your iPad Pro to the Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship.

by bob_bobbb July 20, 2016

iPad 2

The successor to Apple's IPad. Almost the same thing as the successor except they installed two cameras which take pictures worse than a foot. It's processor is a tiny bit better and it weighs unnoticeable less than the first one. Can't still run Flash and is just ridiculous but for some reason people still find themselves wanting to spend 600$ on it. Only Apple fanboys buy it.

Hey Jack, look what I just bought.

An iPad 2? Are you mentally challenged?

by BagNtag April 27, 2012