2 definitions by Alexander the Rapist

reeks of epicness

When someone or something exemplifies grandeur beyond greatness. Mostly used by teenage boys on Youtube to describe Lord of the Rings trailers.

1. Wow that trailer reeks of epicness! Can't wait to see the movie.

2. Shit! That ninja cat reeks of epicness!

An oversized iPhone used by placing it inside an oversized vaginas during that time of month.

Roanna: I just bought an iPad.

Alexis: Wow you must have a stretched out pussy. Have you been fucking massive cocks lately?