interstressing

The word idiots use when they are trying to say “interesting”

Becky-Oh my gosh that book was so interstressing!
Cotton Ball-Wait what?
Becky-Oops I’m sorry I meant interesting.
Cotton Ball- “idiot”

by Cball14 December 13, 2017

sober interested

Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.

"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."

by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008

on the interstate

Baseball term that indicates that the player is batting for an average between .100 and .200. The term comes from the "1" at the start of the batting average looking like the "I" designation for the US interstate system and the other numbers relating to a specific interstate.

"How is player X doing this year?"
"Terrible, he's riding on the interstate, cruising down I-80."

by M Began June 7, 2019

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Interstate 394

A 3-digit spur route off I-94 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It connects 4th St/Washington Ave/3rd St (the actual end of the freeway is uncertain to me) to I-494. It is about 10 miles long. Between State Highway 100 and Interstate 94, there is a "high occupancy vehicle" lane which in the morning rush hour is used for eastbound traffic and in the afternoon rush hour is used for westbound traffic.

This is like my favorite freeway number of all time. The interchange with I-94 sucks and needs to be reconstructed though.

by The Volkswagen Beatle December 31, 2004

INTERESTED

DAMMMMMMM GIRL THAT CHICKEN IS INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE WHOAAAAAAAA

being INTERESTED in a chicken is just plane wrong so don't just don't

by the girl on this screen April 2, 2019

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003