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Hayden Lake, Idaho

A small town in North Idaho, most famed because the small Aryan Nation compound gained national attention in the early 21st Century.

Now, the Aryan Nations are gone and Hayden Lake is home to aging upper-middle class white families that are not outwardly racist, but do use words like "negro" in a very polite way and still refer to all asian people as "oriental." Not that a black person (or an asian) would ever dream of going to Hayden Lake, but the locals are cautious anyway.
Hayden Lake Resident: we're not racist!

Out of towner: really? but what about that whole Aryan Nations thing like ten years ago? Didn't that happen in Hayden Lake, Idaho?

Hayden Lake Resident: oh! We kicked them out. We don't stand for that kind of racial hatred here.

Out of towner: oh. okay. . . so you want to go get some mexican food?

Hayden Lake Resident: no. I'm uncomfortable when brown people touch my food. I don't even let them clean my house. They could steal something.
by northIDescapee December 3, 2011
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Raised In Idaho Syndrome

When people from Idaho put down the state you were raised in because they are really embarrassed to be from such a shitty state. Most of the embarrassment comes from the fact that Idaho has three things - potatoes, Nazis, and fags.
Girl: Michigan sucks.
Man: Shut the fuck up and go play in traffic.
Girl: I'm sorry I have "Raised In Idaho Syndrome".
by whoreheywashington May 5, 2011
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Idaho

Idaho? No Udaho
You guys understand. There is no need for an example

Idaho
by Phil shats November 16, 2011
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Idaho

Idaho?
No...
YOU DA HOE!
Esteban: God, Brittany, you're such a slut.
Brittany: You're a hoe!
Esteban: Idaho? No, YOU DA HOE!
by Pete Jonesbeezzzzy April 11, 2009
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Idaho Shake

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face
Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass
by matt January 14, 2004
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Idaho

Something crap, shotty, badly put together. From an episode of "The Simpsons", wherein Ralph Wiggum comes in a costume dressed as Idaho, which is essentially two matresses stuck to him in the shape of the state of Idaho. Ralph and Lisa win an award for having absolutely no help from their parents (ie the crappiest costumes). Ralph says "I'm Idaho".
You go out to dinner, and the food tastes terrible: "This food is Idaho"
by I'm Idaho October 1, 2008
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Idahiowa

The totally nondescript, utterly interchangeable region of the mid-western US that is best known for agriculture and endless boredom.
We're not lost, we're in Idahiowa.
by threejackkat February 18, 2013
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