monkey hustle

A situation in which the people involved yank your chain to create the illusion that progress is happening even though it isn't. A subtle smoke screen meant to confuse you.

It is a method often used by politicians, customer service reps and anyone else who wants to make you believe something is true.

Imagine a group of monkeys dancing or moving about to give the impression that they are working hard when, in fact, they aren't. Dancing monkeys are meant to distract you so that you take your eye off the ball.

1) Customer service is giving me the monkey hustle. I called for assistance with my bill. I spoke with three representatives, giving the same information, they say hold please then pass me to the next rep.

2) The confusion surrounding the pastor who wants to burn a holy book has officially become a monkey hustle.

3) This website is giving me the monkey hustle. Every time I click on a link it opens a new window directing me away from the information that I'm looking for.

by voodoo chile September 16, 2010

Hustle to Hockey

The need to get to a hockey game quickly.

Person 1: Want to come over and stay up all night eating cheetos and playing CODMW 2?

Person 2: Nah, I've got to hustle to hockey.

by FarTop April 8, 2010

trump hustle

When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.

You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.

He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Hoptown Hustle

When a man finds a one night stand, hand cuffs her to the bed, fucks her in the ass, shits on her chest, then steals her t.v.

Man I Hoptown Hustled this chick named Cayla but she didnt have a t.v. (so i got her stereo)

by b-doo/mac daddy July 31, 2006

hustle game

The drive and desire to have money without doing anything to make it (or benefiting anyone in the same situation as you are).

My brother Eli likes money but doesn't tip, he's on that hustle game.

by nocommayes April 7, 2015

shite on a hurley

it simplie means some person having a shite on a hurley.a hurley is a piece of sports equipment used for hurling, an irish game.

if something goes wrong you say 'shite on a hurley' in your highest voice.

by keith and sean griffin October 29, 2007

E-Hustle

To produce, distribute, or sell independent music online. Primarily refers to Net labels.

Syndakit Studios has a major e-hustle going on for 2006.

by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 17, 2006