Humming

An ole doll who hasn’t a hope but we all know she’s trying but she’s still humming better chance of licking my fridge

She is humming

by Jay MCD October 18, 2021

Plum Humming

The act of taking a testicle in your mouth and humming a happy tune.

I was giving my man head last night , but when I started plum humming him he REALLY got off!

by Rebellion 999 June 09, 2021

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

hum strummer

A person who hums a tune while playing the skin flute (masturbating)

Hum strummer Johnathan was a hummin and a strummin the flesh guitar

by Smok710 July 29, 2019

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe May 18, 2018

Hum dumpster

A person that eats way too much hummus and often refuses to share with others.

Thom ate the entire package of hummus again without asking! What a hum dumpster!

by Naanaanaanaapoopoo February 14, 2021

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

Refers to da substitute-for-grumbling-at-a delay vocal action dat you engage in while unexpectedly/unavoidably having to wait for something basic or mundane to occur, such as for equipment to warm up, someone to answer da phone, a web-page to load on an internet-computer, etc. Great for when you're either babysitting children (for whom soft singing is often an effectively-calming/soothing way of "placating them for a few" till a desired action/event can happen) or presently have one or more adult-colleagues there who need certain actions and/or information-locating performed on their behalf, and so you are sympathetically showing them dat you hate having to be held up, as well, just da same as they do.

Everyone loves da catchy "Alex Trebek waiting for da contestants to think of an answer" melody, so performing a round of "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold can work wonders to make everyone feel less grumpy/impatient at having to take a little longer than normal for something they want to happen.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023