huckelbuck

The act of being unexpecditly fucked over by another.

John was going to pick me up for work, but that asshole huckelbucked me.

by Brad Bouchard September 22, 2006

huker

When someone agrees to a role in a play, movie, or video, and they don't consider what the video, play, movie is about.

That guy in the back who's too ashamed to look at the camera, because he didn't consider that he might have to sing; he's a huker.

by S&E: S:03,E:05 - Mitch May 14, 2014

hummer hippie

Those flakey suburban kids who pretend to be hippies and demonstrate their love of nature by driving obnoxious SUVs all over it. Easily identified in oversized gas-guzzlers plastered with Dave Matthews and Patagonia stickers, hummer hippies are drawn toward large outdoor music festivals where they injest large quantities of illicit substances and leave behind huge deposits of litter and debris. Longitudinal studies have demonstrated that these hypocritical enemies of nature are actually the larvae of careless corporate stooges, and upon reaching maturity and dropping their stupid nicknames they will assume their predestined roles (lucrative careers) with the same abject lack of concern for the welfare of the planet as demonstrated by their republican-voting parents.

"Hey, check out that tank full of hummer hippies! Wonder if that belongs to daddy or if the owner tapped into his trust fund."

"Wow, think of all the hungry people that hummer hippie could have fed if he had chosen a more sensible form of transport."

by guerrillajoey November 6, 2010

hummer

1.Big gas guzzler 4x4 that was used to carry 8 or 10 military personnel but now americans buy them in order that they themselves will be able to fit inside given their enormous flab to body tissue ratio. Are used to state that the person is big (in more ways than one) and that they can afford to waste millions of $ on a vehicle that does about 1/4 of a mile per gallon.

2.Stupid overly-patriotic american blowjob in which the unfortunate female (or often male) to be subjected to the tedious and mundane task of first finding the man's tiny cock under the mass of flab then puts it in their mouth and sucks it whilst humming the star spangled banner, causing the tiny vibration in his or her lips to increase the pleasure induced by roughly 0.000000001%.

1. Oh, normal cars are so hard to get into - the amount of space you get is only 1 metre wide! I'll buy a hummer. And i'll add my kids in there to add more weight so it goes faster and is more fuel efficient.

2. How apt is this - the act of singing the American national anthem while sucking a fat man's cock and making him ejaculate all over your face. God bless America.

by snack88 August 29, 2005

hummer

A vehicle driven by stuck-up wealthy people for leisure, or by people who need to drive over rugged terrain. A cheap rip-off of the military Humvee. The $50,000-ish Hummer H2 is more popular than the $120,000 Hummer H1.

Haha, look at that moron in the Hummer. Doubt he ever actually uses it on rough terrain, that poor fuck.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Hummer 2

Not a real Hummer, this one is for rich people (usually women) who think they can be cool.
It gets an amazing 12 mpg, and you wonder why the gas prices are so high?

You got a Hummer 2? hahahha

by Mecal May 31, 2004

hummer

n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

by b. simpson June 12, 2007