Humanitee

a woman who is severly overweight and
wearing skippy clothing eating a double wopper at burger king.

Also spelled Humanatee

You will know one when you see one

by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

humanism

A religion with the human being as the ultimate deity.

Come to the humanism meeting on campus Wednesday evening. You'll learn what it means to be a true intellectual.

by demongolem2 August 23, 2011

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014

humanitarian reasons

(n.) For the protection of the basic human rights of the abused.

Aren't you glad bush sent us on a war for humanitarian reasons and not for oil


^this from someone who actually supported the war in iraq

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

humanist

Follower of the belief system of humanism, the religion of the politically correct world. It is understood that no one can tell another human that they are wrong for what they think and feel.

Humanist: Good God why can't you people see that the most rational and politically correct way of thinking is that of a humanist!
me: According to your belief system a human can't be wrong for what he or she feels. So were the nazis wrong for their malicious feelings towards the jews, or were the jews wrong for feeling victemized?
Humanist: I...don't...know.......

by Trae July 11, 2006

X-HUMANATION

X-Homo-Nation

Simply Homosexual

<akcom> and you suck cock
<akcom> etc
<X-HUMANATION> only yours

by GayLover December 1, 2003