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holy yoghurt

A descendant of the late Harry Potter who was put as capital punishment to be melted on April Fools Day 1872. It was then frozen over time and given to Megatron to find the Golden Compass. After 2009 disatrous years of being condemned as the destroyer of the universe, Holy Yoghurt was finally accepted into the Flying Spaghetti Monster's religion. Once this rumour was confirmed the media publicly forced Holy Yoghurt to add strawberries to its mixture. Thus, the joy of Strawberry Yoghurt was formed.
That Holy Yoghurt definition totally made my day!!
by Tributebuddies June 1, 2009
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Holy snikes

An exclamation of excitement, terror, or annoyance. Also, a watered-down version of holy shit.
Jed: Hey dude I just landed a 720 on the halfpipe. (snowboarding)

Ian: Holy snikes
by XxsemiaddictedXx November 30, 2009
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Holy Junk

Holy Junk- the most epic way to show excitement and awe. It is the cooler way to say "Oh My God, That's Awesome" or "No Way!" It's really a fun way to show excitement about something you see, something you did, How someone looks, or anything else!
Kim: Holy Junk, Your Dress Looks amazing, Khloe
Khloe: Thanks! Holy Junk! Your Dress looks great, too!

Mary Kate: Holy Junk! That movie premiere was so cool
Ashley: Right? It was the bomb!
by PianoPerson99 November 10, 2011
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Holy Nail

The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.
Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."

Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."

Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."

Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."
by Noullet776 November 30, 2013
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Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!
by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015
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holly middle school

holly middle school is full of sluts who get dress coded and dicks. these wild animals pop pills during lunch, play fortnite mobile in the bathroom, and vape and expect to not be caught. There’s a lot of little kids who act like there on drugs, but there just fucktards. there’s also a teacher that looks like a sucker after u drop it in dirty dog hair.
Me: Hey karen have you been to holly middle school. Karen: Hell no that school full of dicks.
by Layla Donald June 13, 2019
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When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew
by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020
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