how dare

when someone is a total snark and you just dont know how to handle.

Those fools said that A-town was in New Zeland, how dare!

How dare you smash my yams, you tiny little fishie!!! GEEEEEEEZ! You just snark around!

by Howfdare July 11, 2006

how to be scene

To Be come seen you must do the following:
1.Get nice choopy hair.
2.Use lots of pink and blue makeup
3.Wear skin tight pants
4.possibly wear nice bows
5.Wear as much accseries as possible
6.Wear kid t-shirts
7.Take maggnificent photos on myspace
8.The rest you should catch on to

how to be scene-you can find these examples by going on myspace and finding what i have said and remember their pictures are pretty much amazing.

by Arachel August 18, 2006

How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what they really think to avoid discussion.

Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!

by Mariotol December 9, 2010

how it go

a phrase meaning...."wats up". or it can also be used to initiate a fight.

This is a Bahamian phrase.

John:"how it go jake?"
Jake:"nothin much"
OR
John: "how it go...u gat a problem with me?"
Jake: "carry your light ass...u cant see me"

by HotBoyGunna September 9, 2006

HOW To lie

You shouldn’t do it so exit the urban doc and tell the truth but if u need to google it or make eye contact,arms away from ur face,eye contact ,don’t cross arms or fidget.

Mom:*yells up stares * did u do ur homework

Kid: *staying calm and makes eye contact (starts to remember “how to lie “)*

by My nmae si unkown srroy March 11, 2019

how's melbourne

A good way to get out of a sticky situation.

Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"

by How'sMelbourne March 28, 2017

West Howe

An absolute fucking cesspit located between Poole and Bournemouth. It is recommend that you do not go here if you value your life and belongings. If England was a prison, West Howe would be the nonce section. Avoid at all costs.

Man 1: "Where do you live?"
Man 2: "West Howe"
Man 1: "I'm sorry"

"Little Jimmy just got West Howe'd"

by West Howe is shit January 14, 2019