Hobes

Sliding into the insta dms

That guy's cute, I might hobes him later tonight

by SaltyRims December 9, 2018

nappy-headed hoes

An all female African-American basketball team.

"Those some nappy-headed hoes!"

by The one and only Justin April 28, 2007

Bitches and Hoes

Something you say when you're mad and want to blame a group of people whom you don't know.

Billy: Man, what happened to your phone?!

Mark: Them bitches and hoes ganged up on me after school and took it!!

by TheGreatestEverrr March 11, 2009

Hoeseidon

A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.

Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.

Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.

Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.

by Simon Bensen: Philanthropist April 1, 2010

dough hoes

someone that uses another person for their mother's cooking (preferably fried dough and other breakfast foods).

person one: "Man, I miss hanging out with sally. Her mom made such good fried dough. Maybe we can be her friend again after stomping all over her self esteem so we can eat her mother's food!"

person 2: "lol, we are such dough hoes!"

by bohemian queen 111 October 11, 2008

Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

by King Butthole October 24, 2019

Hungry Hungry Big Hoes

When 4 BBW's that's (Big Beautiful Women), face each other in a setting of north, south, east and west. Then it is followed by 4 other gentlemen eager to play this game of wit and skill are positioned behind these BBW's. This skillful game include other willing gentlemen who want to receive fellatio A.K.A blowjobs from said BBW's, stand in a circle which then gentlemen behind said BBW's. slap their asses as they gobble down as many penises as possible til all parties included in the circle are finished wins.

Have you seen that Hungry Hungry Big Hoes video online? That seems like a great date night.

by Fullonrapist83 January 14, 2011