hoopiest

hoopiest.
An idiotic way of saying happiest

Lil Marco: I is the hoopiest purrson i'll rek ya m8
Torro: stfu lil marco

by loxxei May 3, 2016

hootiecow

The area betwixt a woman's legs;female genitalia, including labia majora and minora, clitoris, taint and fecal exit area, but mostly just the girl parts.

My hootiecow is in discomfort due to an overly long bicycle ride this day.

by Scribble4 August 6, 2007

Hoopter

A Hoopter is a vagina that hangs down like the netting of a basketball hoop

"Jessica is such a hoopter. I can see it hanging out of her shorts"

by Foxyslut777 July 6, 2015

hootie owled

So fucked up you can barely keep your eyes open

5 shots and a joint in got me hootie owled

by Carol.clark May 17, 2017

Hootie

Hootie is what you say if you're not attracted, but they’re not ugly.

Thats one hootie outfit.

by Hootie Definer January 13, 2018

Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

Hootiegaar

This is a name you can call any item when you don’t know the traditional name for it or have no idea what it’s really called.

“Wow this is the the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“What is that you’ve got there?”
“Well my friend, it’s a uh, umm,” tries to think of what it’s called to no avail, “by golly I do believe this is a hootiegaar.”

by Dirty Dingus Mageesue December 17, 2018