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bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
by LeGenius November 7, 2013
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High School Homewrecker

The other woman but high school age. Someone who breaks up a dating/romantic relationship with the intent of having one person for their own.
I mean, yeah - I'm into him, but I'm not gonna let him find out! I mean he has a girlfriend and I ain't about to be a High School Homewrecker!

What is up with Stephanie tryna steal all our bfs? She might as well have 'HSHW' tattooed on her forehead!
by LonelyTired February 10, 2019
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Turkish Homerun

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.
Tyler gave Gus a Turkish Homerun after Gus represented the actions of a douche-rocket.
by T-wizzie April 22, 2006
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hometrosexual

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!
by scodder May 2, 2010
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Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011
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Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional
Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !
by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017
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Homer

A small, simple town in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana, where people are just a different breed, commonly referred to as Little Shreveport , also home to America’s Police Department
“Hey man I tell ya what, that little bastard is as crazy as some Homer, Louisiana people”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”
by TrevChach February 24, 2020
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