Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

by Trance December 28, 2003

Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.

1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"

by psychomango August 25, 2010

Holy the fuck

A combination of holy shit and the fuck.

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK

by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010

holy cool

An exclamation said when referring to something very cool

"Holy cool! look at that iPhone!"

"You can actually do that?! HOLY COOL!"

by Addoccini March 1, 2008

holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.

Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH

by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021

holy boi

The best way to describe that one friend in the group that is the nicest and the most inocent. The one who doesn't judge the dumb shit you get the group to do or talk about.

is usually very quirky

A meme aficionado.

Me: says "heck"
Holy boi: says nothing but "banned"
We laugh

by TASERFACE January 26, 2018

Holy Bleach

It is holy water, only it's bleach, so it'll work better

when you seem something nasty, you better grab some Holy Bleach

by icyhotexplosivecosplays March 30, 2021