The Holden Rule

Rob unto me and receive a bullet unto you.

Dont forget "the holden rule" if you plan on robbing people

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pulling a holden

The kind of guy that will drop his mates at the last minute and take a dildo in the ass.

Kevin was supposed to meet me here but he hooked up with a bird and decided pulling a holden was a better idea.

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The unfortunate medical condition of having wonkey nipples.

This can be applicable for both the male and female variaties.

Dude, that guy has wonkey nips... I can see them poking through his shirt!
Yeah, have you not heard? He suffers from the Holden syndrome. Poor guy.

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A freak who looks like Gollum and listens to nyan cat and rebbecca black

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Picture of a hot chick holding a frying pan and a hammer, wanting help with her homework.

This chick wants help with her homework. She's probably a fake. Get a Lara Holden-downes from her before you help her out.

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A girl who is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is super fun and crazy.

Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her

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A lanky Irish man that looks like Disney sensation dumbo

Who’s that big eared fellow, must be George holden

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