makeout hobo

holy crap yall dont know about the make out hobo! he is a guy who wanders the continental U.S. in his van. the way to greet him is with whiskey and a high five ( for guys) or makeouts(for girls). he is like the bhudda and david lee roth. or la fonz maybe.

i gave the makeout hobo some whiskey and my girlfriend. he liked both.

by scrambled eggs August 21, 2006

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 2. A very nooby person.

That person on youtube is a Hobo Miskwif

by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019

hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity September 5, 2015

Hobo supper

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

Ivory Hobo

The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.

“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”

by Samantha Youngpuppy January 14, 2013

Hobo Dough

Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.

I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.

by EdithRules August 21, 2010

Hobo bonfire

When you fart in a garbage can and warm your hands over it.

Beth said she was cold, so I made her a hobo bonfire.

by AmMo40 December 27, 2022