makeout hobo

holy crap yall dont know about the make out hobo! he is a guy who wanders the continental U.S. in his van. the way to greet him is with whiskey and a high five ( for guys) or makeouts(for girls). he is like the bhudda and david lee roth. or la fonz maybe.

i gave the makeout hobo some whiskey and my girlfriend. he liked both.

by scrambled eggs August 20, 2006

Hobo Dough

Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.

I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.

by EdithRules August 21, 2010

Hobo bonfire

When you fart in a garbage can and warm your hands over it.

Beth said she was cold, so I made her a hobo bonfire.

by AmMo40 December 27, 2022

Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.

"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"

by Partyjamo November 01, 2011

hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity August 03, 2015

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 1. A house that is ugly or a house that a hobo lives in.

Dude, that house looks like a hobo Miskwif.
Dude, look at that hobo Miskwif.

by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 2. A very nooby person.

That person on youtube is a Hobo Miskwif

by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019