Ivory Hobo

The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.

“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”

by Samantha Youngpuppy January 15, 2013

Hobo supper

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 1. A house that is ugly or a house that a hobo lives in.

Dude, that house looks like a hobo Miskwif.
Dude, look at that hobo Miskwif.

by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 2. A very nooby person.

That person on youtube is a Hobo Miskwif

by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019

hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity August 03, 2015

Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.

"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"

by Partyjamo November 01, 2011

Hobo Dough

Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.

I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.

by EdithRules August 21, 2010