polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Hetermosexual

A person that will swtich between their sexuality each day. One day, they will like boys and dislike girls. And then the next day..they will like girls and dislike boys

Curtis:..Ew look at Emmie over there. God I hate girls..

Next day..

Curtis: Daaamnn Emmie is smokin hot!

Curtis:Oo! Darden is stunning as well.

Next Day....

Curtis: I hate emmie...Darden is hot..Am I okay? God im such a hetermosexual

by Deku.Babi September 30, 2020

Haterosexual

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.

that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.

by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023

Hexerosexual

This is a fake sexuality my friend said xchey said xchey was. Hexerosexuality is a liking or sexual attraction to rocks or pigs.

Daughter: Dad, I'm Hexerosexual.
Dad: Hang yourself.

by theRealFloppa April 29, 2023

Heterorexual

To be attracted to dinosaurs; to have a sexual arousal for dinosaurs

damn, my friend is heterorexual! I best support him...

by meeptheotter April 6, 2025

Hetemosexual

It referres to a person identifying as a homosexual but is in a relationship with a trans person, or vice versa. The correlation of the trans person being straight (heterosexual) and the lesbian/gay (homosexual) gives rise to the word hetemosexual.

She is a hetemosexual lesbian, that’s her boyfriend.

by Kisia May 14, 2025