HELLERR

1) Derived from "Hello" and "Derr." Used during irony to deliver both sarcasm and ridicule.

2) The sound you automatically make when someone says something so ignorant you want to smack them over the head.

"I don't like women with tattoos, it's unflattering," Husband says when watching TV.

"HELLERR!" says Wife of 20+ years, pointing to her tattooed sleeve. *smack*

by TBoneATX October 29, 2017

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

Hugh Hefner

Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.

Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.

by Bob Morton December 4, 2003

heller

Slag for a person (often used when referring to teenagers) that causes trouble wherever they go.

That heller came in here the other day just to cause trouble.

by Scottmana December 26, 2007

Tuna Helper

A straight man or woman who likes to hang out with lesbians.

"Tina isn't a lesbian. She just has a lot of lesbian friends. She's a tuna helper."

by Buttercup1976 March 28, 2008

Heller Totes

Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.

I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.

by Totes Wild October 26, 2015