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Heather

A beautiful young girl.Heathers tend to take after her mother. Heather grows to take on very many men in her life in sexual manners. The only thing not beautiful about her is her personality.
Heather is a Beauty from the outside but not inside.
by batman111na June 26, 2014
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Heather

Heather is a smelly ass hoe from Total Drama. She is constantly nasty to everyone and is the reason why many players were eliminated from the game. Nobody likes her.

Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Heather: I am like, the most popular character in this show,

LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!

Heather: At least I'm popular!

LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
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Heather

Shouts out random things, like, "look..there's a bug!" Uses Hailis vaginas for phone service. When she yells, she sounds like a little mouse. An awesome person and fun to be around. Bites their nails like crazy! Are very into Richards. Makes good friends with Hailis and Dennys. Loves Denny coffee and breakfast. Records Hailis singing Bohemien Rhasposdy. Fights Jeeps and looses.
Haili: "Wow, that girls yells like a Heather."
Denny: "Yeah, I know. It's quite funny."
by heatherisgay April 3, 2009
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Heather

A person who is very tall, with brown hair. A person that is "Impossible", and believes anything she sees.

A person that thinks that everything on this website is real because someone wrote it.

A very gullible person.
Hey, Heather, its raining cats and dogs!

Really? I must see!
by NateDoggyDog May 22, 2011
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Heather

Noun: the feeling of guilt one has after getting caught trying to ejaculate and have a bowel movement at the same time
After attempting another unsuccessful Heathering this morning, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye due to my extreme Heather.
by Rude Pooters January 8, 2009
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Heather

A women who is nice to the extreme due to her christian background
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.
Man 1: You no that chick at the party i met last night?
Man 2: Yea what about her?

man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol
by sixtyninekrystina October 16, 2010
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Heather

A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.
Person: "She's so precious."

Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)

Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."

Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."

Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
by No Money No Rent June 28, 2010
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