A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.
Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009
Get the Chocolate Haze mug.A girl that does not care for love or does not get hurt by love. Easily gets over it. Also known to be good at breaking hearts.
by byghis23 December 9, 2009
Get the Lullaby Haze mug.a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze
by Little Lo February 5, 2018
Get the Dolores Haze mug.a indaka weed known to put your ass to sleep. Why do i know this because it put my ass to sleep!!!!!
we smoked some lavender haze and got put straight to sleep. Damn Dogg that lavender haze put your punk ass out.
by Rambo bitch May 23, 2007
Get the lavender haze mug.When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.
BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.
I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
by Caliginous November 25, 2020
Get the Horny Haze mug.When you've been on the computer too long and your eyes burn while your mind feels like it's pouring out the back of your head. Often worsened by sleep deprivation.
He's been up all night, looking up useless shit. He'd better rest his eyes or else he's gonna get the red haze.
by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 22, 2009
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