having a laugh

1)When someone is being inconvenient, or taking advantage of someone else.
2)To insult someone and then claim it was a joke.

1) Builder: We should be able to finish working on your kitchen in about two weeks
Man: You’re having a laugh mate!

2)To insulted friend :Oh come on I was just having a laugh!

by blackthorn December 14, 2008

Having a Giraffe

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

I'm not having it

A term used by Brandon Rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don't want to take the risk.

Girl: OMG your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there!
Boy: I'm not having it

by andremieson October 3, 2016

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

having said that

A phrase used to negate something that you just said so that you can then say what you actually think.

Larry: The book looks great, Jason. Having said that, I would consider it more of a pamphlet than a book. It's looking a little thin.

by Brantski November 24, 2009

Hatin Azz HoEs

Females dat talk shyt on other females cuz dey mad cuz dey see dem doin dey thang... wit dey man, money, cars and clothes! And Dem Hatin Azz Hoes can't get like dem!

I aint't trippen off dem Hatin Azz HoEs, Dey just mad cuz I got my paper Right!

by Lil C Momma January 16, 2008