hatchi

my dog

"hatchi what's thing huh? what is this?!?!?"

by Foxehlol March 19, 2022

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Marilyn Hatch

A crazy religious cunt.

Did you see that Marilyn Hatch on the street corner protesting abortion yesterday?

by Karma Chamelion69 November 6, 2010

Joel hatch

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282

JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"

by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017

Hostage hatch

Asshole

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"

by Rent payer December 1, 2022

Get Hatched

When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.

I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.

by Ricky Hatch March 26, 2023

Zac Hatcher

A fatty blubbernaught shell of a man. If you know a Zac Hatcher people say you should keep them away from your food. They are the type of people to never get full.

"Wait you know a Zac Hatcher you must be so hungry"

by Gilbert1968 September 22, 2023