Harper

A girl who will seperate you from you friends and than backstabbyou. In the end she will go back to the friends she said she hated 3 weeks ago and leave you for the wolves.

Girl 1:Why does that girl keep staring at me like that?

Girl 2:She is a Harper.

Girl1: Oh that explains everything

by Ur mom I am March 25, 2013

Harper

— noun
a person with an intense hatred or fear of homosexuals, homosexuality or same-sex marriage.

If my gay friends want to get married, they should be able to. Don't be such a Harper!

by Jessie-Loo January 17, 2012

Charlie Harper Sydrome

Based off the tv character Charlie from 2 and a half men, when a person is fresh off a break-up with there significant other, chances are they will usually try to go for the rebound. But if the before mentioned person doesn't get a rebound in the first 2 weeks they drop their standards down a level. (example, from hot to cute, cute to average and so on.)

Yo, Robert has been single for a week after being dumped by Janet.
Yeah man pretty soon he's going to start the Charlie Harper Sydrome.

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

ben harper

An awesome musician who's music has influenced our entire generation. He makes great music with an even better message.

before hearing "burn one down" I thought smoking weed was for lower class criminals, but after my fav musican told me it was ok, I started smoking every weekend

by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

Harper

HARPer - a Hit And Run Poster who posts the most moronic, inaccurate, or vile things in a comment thread and then never comes back to defend or clarify his/her position

Don't bother responding to that idiotic post, the poster is a HARPer who gets his/her kicks off of trolling these sites.

by NCASOCCERGUY April 24, 2016

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003