Hailey England

Hailey England is a whore from Adair county Kentucky. She has 4 baby daddies, lives off of the government, doesn’t take care of her kids, pops her suboxons, Neurontin, any other pain pills she can get her hands on, and meth. She will post stuff on Facebook to make herself look good but in reality most people know how she really is. She’s a gold digger and wants nothing but your money and the governments money. You see her you RUN!

Do you know Hailey England?
Yeah, I heard she’s on drugs and doesn’t take care of her kids!
Yeah, that’s the one!

by You already know who, bitch January 24, 2019

Hailey

This girl has a shinning personality in the inside and outside. She can be fun, crazy, random, but also very shy and outspoken. She doesn't share much of her feelings and is generally quite reserved. She is the most selfless individual you will ever meet, putting her friends before herself. She will be there for you even if you treated her poorly in the past. She doesn't think of herself as beautiful, but little does she know that she is one of the most gorgeous people whom everyone is drawn to for her politeness, charm, and beauty. She will know exactly who is lying and telling the truth. She usually has valid points for being upset. She just keeps on going and never gives up on whatever life throws at her. She strives for what she wants and doesn't give up until she is there. Haileys are the most amazing friend you will ever have, you just have to treat them right and like no other.

Hey, its hailey!
Wow, i want to be her friend.
I saw her first!

by Crazychickie November 24, 2019

Hailey

She likes to suck Cheeto dust off other people's hands while on the the shitter. Has a giant forehead and an even bigger lunch box used to shovel food into the pit known as her mouth.

You see that weird chick over there, shes a real Hailey!

by Firetruck9000 February 21, 2022

Haleyfan

a Haleyfan is a term for someone who is gay, a bottom and from shameful. Most Haleyfans are found in the depressing and sad town of slough, UK. Politically, Haleyfans tend to be fans of Nikki Haley, however they can also be fans of other shameful and sad politicians like woke libtarded demon-kkk-rat joe brandon.

"hey you see that haleyfan over there, i heard they're a gay bottom and live in slough"

"woah dude thats so shameful you must be a haleyfan!"

by XLZ7OZ February 14, 2023

Haley Derangement Syndrome

Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.

1st person: Wow, she really hates Haley!
2nd person: Yeah, she has Haley Derangement Syndrome!

by RandomTrollMaster May 2, 2023

Josh Hawley speed

Noun: Grease lightning white boy speed.

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!

by BostonRarr August 5, 2023

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011