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Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina
you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it
by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011
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Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.
I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.
by Jeff K October 10, 2002
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jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.
Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.
She's out everynight dick handling.
by MN Finest April 3, 2007
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Handle Bars

slang term for the prescription drug Xanax. They are the 2mg tablets. Slow u down.
we can pop some handle bars and get relaxed and calm.
by Jhod December 23, 2007
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jug handle

When a bloke roots his own arse.
That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.

I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.
by Mark M August 25, 2006
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Dick handle

The handful of hair, aka man bun, that a man can grab while said man-bun having dude is sucking his dick!
I appreciate your dick handle while you were sucking my cock.

Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!
by Big-AlB 70 August 12, 2018
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