Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so

Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”

by Metallicarchaea September 8, 2021

Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019

Hammock

An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...

I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

Hammocks

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world

Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.

by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 4, 2017