by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019
Get the banana hammockmug. A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
Get the Mam hammockmug. To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.
“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”
“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”
“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”
by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020
Get the Hammockedmug. PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
Get the hammock ridemug. When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty
by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018
Get the wet hammockmug. When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock
by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018
Get the Sloppy hammockmug. Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.
I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.
I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.
by SketchyTea May 24, 2012
Get the Shacking the Hammockmug.