ham

An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.

"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"

by tryin2hard March 4, 2009

ham

An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".

Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k

by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010

HAM

H.ardcore, A.lcoholic, M.otherfucker

That guy over there praying to the porcelain god is a fucking HAM

by BIGham May 19, 2003

ham

Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)

"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"

by dunzooo December 28, 2005

Ham

Thai slang for "penis"

Ham jai (large penis)

by alhambra July 29, 2006

Ham

a simplified way of stating that something is sweet, cool, rad, or awesome. It is also loosely used for the object known as a 'Conveyor Belt' .

Where'd you get dem Nikes? Damn those are ham!

by tonyrave69696969696 March 24, 2010

HAM

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible

Her new hair doo is a HAM!

by emjaye1205 November 26, 2010