Humming Bird

Set your phone to vibrate and put it inside your girlfriend, then precede to call her on your phone while she is humming on your balls.

Why have you got so many missed calls,
ahh thats right i gave you a Humming Bird last night

by mitch robinson away September 23, 2012

purple hummingbird

a combination of the two words hummingbird, and purple

while smoking up some purple, a girl, or as I'd like to call her, a hummingbird blows you. After you cum all over the hoe's face, you put out the rest of what you're smoking on her forehead and you kick her sorry ass to the curb.

Yeah, I totally gave her the old purple hummingbird behind the dumpster.

by 6666666666666666666 April 15, 2008

Hamington

To Go "HAM", to curse, respond to violent words or actions.

I went Hamington on this girl that went all up in my face the other night

by Mobutu81 October 2, 2010

self harming troll

When a user of the Internet gets caught by their own misuse of the Internet.

I.e when a user searches for the definition of a word that is unknowingly spelt incorrectly, only to find it on a site that they themselves have listed it on as a stupid way of spelling said word.

"Tom was a self harming troll when he looked up 'urben dictionary', only to find he was the one that had earlier defined it as a stupid person's way of spelling 'urban dictionary''.

by Mr Love Pebbles March 28, 2015

hummingbird

1. See Hummingbird Jerk

The doctor had a strange look on his face when the patient came in with a mangled penis, the victim of a self-inflicted Hummingbird.

by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005

Humming birds

Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport

join the "humming birds"

by anneekl March 16, 2003

Humming Maven

1. The action in which one person takes a popsicle and inserts it in another person's armpit and moves it in a circular motion.
2. A person whom hums when frustrated.

1. When I recieved my first humming maven I was very alarmed.

by DogAteMyUsername March 21, 2010