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hammered doggy

to be extremely hungover from an especially hard night of drinking or to lose at a video game
by randalslightly April 17, 2011
mugGet the hammered doggymug.

hymen-hammer

{NOUN}
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.

{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
"I sure gave that poodle a good Hymen-Hammering with my 15 inch Hymen-Hammer!!!"
by zoldrin February 26, 2004
mugGet the hymen-hammermug.

The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!
by bicyclebry June 20, 2014
mugGet the The Turkish Hammermug.

MC hammered

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.
Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.
by gogg October 24, 2005
mugGet the MC hammeredmug.

Hackberry Hammer

The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.

Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.

A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5
mugGet the Hackberry Hammermug.

Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"
by MortalWombat April 28, 2010
mugGet the Glass hammermug.

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.
Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.
by McFatty May 4, 2005
mugGet the Clam Hammermug.

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