by randalslightly April 17, 2011
Get the hammered doggymug. {NOUN}
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.
{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.
{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
by zoldrin February 26, 2004
Get the hymen-hammermug. A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
by bicyclebry June 20, 2014
Get the The Turkish Hammermug. by gogg October 24, 2005
Get the MC hammeredmug. The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.
Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.
A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.
A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5
by Willy Billiams Timmy Tatter IV June 22, 2011
Get the Hackberry Hammermug. A blunt and useless tool.
Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
by MortalWombat April 28, 2010
Get the Glass hammermug. by McFatty May 4, 2005
Get the Clam Hammermug.