- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.
- what you get for people who die on holidays.
- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
- what you get for people who die on holidays.
- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.
New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.
New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
by Future Requirement December 22, 2009
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by Thathoe786 November 10, 2018
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by Its_ya_girlpatty2thiccc2fasttt December 14, 2019
Get the Halima mug.A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
by Muffin_UK April 3, 2009
Get the Wank Holiday mug.Post Holiday Depression (PHD) : General feeling of sadness and depression and hatred of all things work-related soon after a long holiday. Symptoms usually show at least 4 hours into the first work day after a holiday and can linger for up to a year until the next festive season.
No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.
No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.
Sue came back from the Cape Town with a severe case of Post Holiday Depression and refuses to send those invoices!
by Dr I. H. Work January 26, 2010
Get the Post Holiday Depression mug.1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").
2. British term for "vacation."
2. British term for "vacation."
- "Happy Holidays!"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"
by LameyT August 13, 2006
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Foreigner: Hey look at that scrub with the inspector hat and eating tex mex out of a bag!
Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police
Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police
by The Drews 1B September 16, 2011
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