Foof hoof

Another word for camel toe.

yoga pants look a little tight. You can see the outline of her foof hoof.

by Tigermoff August 31, 2020

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

by Urban observer September 17, 2019

Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Hoofs

FEET!

My Hoofs are tearing away!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020