hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity September 5, 2015

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 2. A very nooby person.

That person on youtube is a Hobo Miskwif

by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019

Hobo Miskwif

Definition 1. A house that is ugly or a house that a hobo lives in.

Dude, that house looks like a hobo Miskwif.
Dude, look at that hobo Miskwif.

by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019

Hobo bonfire

When you fart in a garbage can and warm your hands over it.

Beth said she was cold, so I made her a hobo bonfire.

by AmMo40 December 27, 2022

hobo juice

Puddles of disease-ridden and stinky body fluids left behind by homeless people.

The puddles could be anywhere, but are most often encountered on public transit systems.

The "juice" is an unknown mixture of any of the following: urine, diarrhea, rancid sweat, dirt, crabs, lice, blood from open sores.

Dude: I barely made my BART train and there was only one seat left. Always check the seat before you sit down. I sat on the damn spongy seat in a big warm puddle of hobo juice.

Dude 2: Damn dude, that's hella nasty. I'd check with the doctor to make sure you're not infected.

Dude: Yeah, I had to go home and shower. I wasn't going to go to the party smelling like hobo juice cologne.

by Behnam December 9, 2008

hobo nest

a place where hobo's chill, like under a bridge or highway.

ah man! i just saw a huge hobo nest back there!

by meeepit June 10, 2005

hobo breath

Breath that smells like alcohol and cigarettes.

After a long night of drinking and smoking, Brent had pretty bad hobo breath.

by Blackass O'Honkeystab September 29, 2006