no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.

Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.

by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 05, 2016

hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

by KingLongStaff March 31, 2016

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 13, 2020

fancy hike

A type of hike that is lie to cover up that a significant other is proposing at the end of the hike.

Why do I have to change into fancier clothes? We’re just going on a hike!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!

by Bunch of Numbers July 06, 2023

That’s a hike

Philly slang for “that’s too far”

Person 1: Come see me, I live down sw

Person 2: I’m ngl that’s a hike.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022