herb 

1. (noun) Nerd; dork; geek; generally uncool person. Originated in early 1980s Burger King ad campaign in which a nerd named HERB was featured. The term was subsequently embraced by the hip hop generation.

2. (noun) Weed. Silent H.

Manny is such a herb; he got 10-inch rims on his purple escort.

herb by Wendy October 25, 2004

herbal essence 

A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."

"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."

herbal essence by SBCP February 2, 2010

herbaman 

The person ranked number one in thieving on Runescape. He has over 100 million exp.

Herbaman. Read definition for info.

herbaman by Bob the Runescape cat March 19, 2005

Herbert 

1. n. One who is intolerant of ideas that challenge political, social, or moral norms.

2. n. Someone who promotes a way of life that aggravates hippies.

Fans of "Star Trek" may recall the episode in which Captain Kirk was called a 'Herbert' by the "Space Hippies", much to his chagrin. Most believe this episode marks the point at which the series Jumped the Shark.

Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.
Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.

Herbert by A.D.H. August 27, 2008

herb 

Someone who tries more than anything to be cool, to the point of ironic backfire, because the person gets annoying, achieving a reputation for getting in the way and pretending to know everything but with an extreme lack of merit. As a result, trying so hard to be cool has the opposite effect, and one becomes a "herb" herb.

(in new york accent) "kevin yo' such a herb, yo' goin' to xavier, one uh da best private schools in da city and yo' failin' spanish.

herb by apparentlymynameisbeingused February 11, 2009

Herbalism

The religous practice of smoking and worshiping pot.

Pothead:''I practice herbalism!''
Christian:'' fuck off''

Herbalism by Lando hydro June 30, 2011

Herbert 

A male, working-class, youth generally associated with the punk/ska/oi music scene. Unlike punkers, rude boys and skins the herbert has a unkempt appearance and longer hair almost like a hippy.

I went to the Specials show and had a great time until a Herbert spilled his beer on me.

Herbert by Frank_Richo December 14, 2010