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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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Brett-Harted

Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.
James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
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Donald Hart

A pimp daddy with a very large dong. People often call Donald’s, daddy long shlong.
by John D Henry October 27, 2021
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Ailsa Hart

The Leonardo Di'caprio of women, so beautiful and talented in rowing, might be the next up and coming Serena Williams of the sport world with her 100 days of sweat really excelling her career. The most empathetic person I know and always is there for me when I text her and never leaves me on seen like EVER. A good cat fishing partner and likes to take long shits in the bush.
Me: Oh look theres an Ailsa Hart!
Her: Don't even try to be her friend she's way too swag.
Me: Oh daym
by ABBY IS SWAG June 22, 2019
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Carter Hart

CAHTAH HAHT
Carter Hart is the best goalie in the league and owns the Penguins, Capitals and your favorite team
by SportsAlertNews November 23, 2021
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jenna harte

If you have a Jenna Harte in your life then you have got to be the luckiest person ever. Apart from her various mood swings and urges to kill people. She is one of the kindest and smartest person you will ever know. She also happens to never see what other people see in her, but aside from her stupidity she is one of the most beautiful people ever. downside is they normally turn out gay…
Bro 1: “heard you were talking to jenna harte”
Bro 2: “ok”
Bro 3: “you like her”
bro 2: “no your gay
by carpetsauce August 29, 2021
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Ethan Hart

Someone who loves Pan with his whole heart
person 1: “is that girl pan single?”
person 2: “no, she’s ethan harts “
by beautifulgirl101010101 October 29, 2025
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