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icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"
What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019
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Goro handjob

While choking the chicken your partner would go behind you to help.
Yeah I and the babe tried that goro handjob and it couldn't have been more perfect
by pizza lover 80085 April 6, 2019
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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
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Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.
"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio
by Papa Leo March 7, 2021
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Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.
I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob
by mtt4411 September 8, 2019
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banana handjob

The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana
We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob
by The Frat House December 31, 2014
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mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.
Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.
by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014
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