Hairy Mary

A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.

On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.

by [TaintSniff] December 11, 2008

Hairy fellah

A persons(usually male) bare ass all covered in black thick hair.

We were at the beach and all of a sudden George decided to show me his Hairy fellah!

Look! There's some five-o's I'm going to give them a little glimpse of my Hairy fellah.

by peer2beer June 27, 2006

Hairy Pineapple

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.

When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!

by The Dirty Wordsmiths July 22, 2008

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

by Nickthehick September 10, 2006

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Hairy Cunt

A Cunt that is hairy.

Example 1:
Guy: Show me your cunt!
Woman: Okay
Guy: Wtf... its hairy

Example 2:
FUCK... leb chicks are hairy cunts.

by nednerb November 18, 2006

Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg January 26, 2012