Gulfport Gusher

When you accidentally shit yourself while getting your butthole fingered behind the wheel of fortune slot at the island view hotel and casino in Gulfport Mississippi

Have you ever accidentally done a Gulfport Gusher?

by TheButtholeTicklingBandit March 20, 2023

Guatemalan Jazz Vest

N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight

My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.

by lefthindtt December 14, 2009

Guntering

The act of poking one's nose up another's anus.

I hope he's washed his asshole thoroughly, I'm Guntering him tonight.

by tommy boi12 January 4, 2014

Gaster Asster

The gluteus maximus of Gaster from the game undertale . used as a joke to express sexual attraction towards the character.

person 1: i find Gaster attractive..
person 2: so does that mean you like his Gaster asster?

by songtune May 20, 2016

Guatemalan Gardener

A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.

"How'd you get that nose scar?"
"She leaned too far during the Guatemalan Gardener."

by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017

Guntersmik Breeple

Is relative of Allah

Guntersmik Breeple is shreks great grandfather

by Hitler the suicide bomber April 9, 2019

Guatemalan Men

Some Guatemalan guys tend to be in a happy relationship and still cheat (A guy lies about being single and makes a big scene about being heartbroken when he is still with the girl)

They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)

Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.

They workout just to get a girls attention

The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career

Emily: Adolfo and Yessenia are two months into their relationship and Yessenia is already pregnant

Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you

by Caligalchic September 12, 2023