guch

an adjective that u use to describe something more than good or more than gucci

That movie was really guch!

by xarl carl with a x December 3, 2017

garcha

To define someone who is awful,a peice of shit and is awful at everyday tasks including masturbating

Lupe: Juan is terrible at sex and cleaning the house what a garcha

by expediently fast May 22, 2014

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005

Guich

To ejaculate in another person's nose purposely.

Boy1: How did the date go with Mary last night?
Boy2: We fucked.
Boy1: How was it?
Boy2: Not so good, bitch used her teeth so I guiched her.

by Jogell December 26, 2007

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 28, 2004

Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

by Elaxist May 25, 2010

garch

Describes the perineum, or muscle and tissue between the sex organ and the anus. Also known as the taint.

"The dog is snargling her "garch" ,again"

by Hesty Heffew May 25, 2006