is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

grocery getters

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.

kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.

by yeh mutha January 9, 2009

eat the booty like groceries

1. sucking or eating the booty clean

"what are you doing to my booty"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

growler

female genitals

Jeez, she's got a really hairy growler

by Chopster December 14, 2002

andrew gower

top 100 richest persons under 31 in the UK. The dude who made runescape. Completely rich

That guy andrew gower is so loaded

by Mr. Mojo Monkey May 6, 2006

handjob growler

1. Giving a handjob while you really don't want to, so you growl and mutter all the way through it.

2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.

Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.

by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012

Growler

A word pertaining to the female genitalia.

"Show me your growler" - I would very much like to inspect you in a gynaecological fashion.

by M_O_U_L_D June 4, 2004