grab the noose

A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .

Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.

Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.

by nooseboy March 10, 2016

shovel grab

when a person forms their hand like that of a shovel and takes portions of something that don't belong to them

That guy just shovel grabbed your girlfriend's ass.

by DBZ October 20, 2007

grab and go

A quick jerk off. Giving it a tug in a couple minutes or less, whenever the urge hits you. Usually in a public place, bathroom, vehicle, etc.

Tom: That new girl is so hot.

Bob: I know. I may just have to do a grab and go after class.

Tom: Me too, man!

by JustDoIt2 March 4, 2009

land grab

The act of taking over land, either by force or cunning schemes. Usually there is conflict of some sort and one side is left unhappy.

Isreal. They are a recognized nation but siezed land from palestine to build it.

by badassfreakygangbanga March 23, 2004

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.

My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Groan and Grab

What many men do after being hit in the testicles. They groan a lot and grab their balls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position

After being hit in the testicles, I don't cry like a pussy. I'm a man, I do the groan and grab.

by Nightpandas December 28, 2008

grabbing markers

to grope someones intimate areas- acceptable for males or females.

Billy tried to get to second base with Sherry. She then yelled, "stop grabbing markers!"

by wilfs January 13, 2008