smoking out the gopher

Taking a dump

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”

by jd82 February 1, 2021

Gopel

The best last name in the world. The Gopel's are prideful and don't like to be messed with.

Kid: Richie Gopel is a sissy
Richie: Take that back mother fucker!
*punches kid out*

by Gopel February 4, 2010

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

goped

penis enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little bastards wake up at the ass-crack of dawn

"hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast"
"i hope it will make up for your lack of penis"

by Jimt September 16, 2004

gopher

a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic

That gopher must be exterminated

by Zingy May 29, 2004

Gopen

"Gopen" is a verb with origins in Pennsylvania that means go open something. As described by the Heynabonics video, Northeastern Pennsylvania's native tongue is all about verbal economy, so people use this verb in order to shorten conversation.

Mom: Gopen the garage so your father can park da car.

by Jubarious O'Donelly April 27, 2008