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Goon Box

Colloquial term for cask wine. Common among young Australians due to it's high alcohol content and low cost. Also referred to as a box of goon.
I brought a Goon Box. We are gonna get so smashed!
by Chanel_5 January 2, 2011
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Billy: hey bob what should we eat?
Bob: lets go to get some donuts from giorno giovanna
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Slap the goon

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon
by Critically insane March 1, 2010
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Goon Dog

People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.
"Fuck me, Andrew is such a goon dog"
by Andrew (sixPAC) Turnbull July 2, 2006
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That Lord Macbeth? A real no-goodnik, lemme tell ya!
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goonah

WOW jed you really really stink like shit go and have a shower you stinky bastard WHAT A GOONAH
by The Masta Goonah September 6, 2006
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what's a goon to a goblin

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage.
and we be steady mobbin. OK youre a goon, what's a goon to a goblin
by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010
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