Goon

A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.
by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023
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Goon

1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011
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A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.
Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.
by AldoPignotti November 13, 2006
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Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.
Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."
by Whynotski March 30, 2010
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goon

Every man in Newquay who owns a Sailors loyalty card. You know who you are!
Oh look, there's that goon trying to pull the 15 year old wearing white lycra.
by Beast From The East May 18, 2004
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Goon

Generally slow witted, goofy or Katy
OMG Katy your are such a GOON
by X_patch_X January 22, 2007
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Goon

A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons.
"Ride or Die Goons"
"Me and my goons"-Plies
by Big Meech Goon November 18, 2010
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