Call Gooder

A term used to confuse people and play a practical joke on them. When using the term one is suppose to convince the other person to either look it up or, preferably, ask someone who will look at them funny and as foolish. Most often used as a fake sports term.

Justin: "Mandy, you're a call gooder."
Mandy: "What's a call gooder?"
Justin: "Wait a minute! You coach and ref basketball and you don't know what a call gooder is?!?! Wow. You must be a "die hard" basketball junkie!" <<sarcasm>>
Mandy: "What is it?"
Justin: "I can't believe this. Your dad coaches basketball too, ask him!"

by JR STEELE January 24, 2007

Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.

Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham

by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011

Non-Gooder

To be worse than bad

You are so non-gooder at this.

by OoferGangLitty November 21, 2018

Flu-gooder

The type of person that's emerged during the Corona-virus outbreak that would sell their own granny to the feds just to prove they are sticking to the rules while everyone else is blatantly flouting them!

That Mavis is a right flu-gooder she's just phoned 999 because theres 3 teenagers in the park playing football.

by Melchod April 11, 2020

Say Gooder

Repudiates the label "do-gooder" by instead labeling every liberal that repeats the same overly simplistic solutions to moral and ethcial problems in the world, while really never contributing a dime or minute of their time to actually foment actual change. Synonym is virtue signaling. Applies to many, many celebrities and limousine liberals.

Even though she's filthy rich, she acts like she cares about the plight of the inner city poor, but in reality she's nothing but say gooder.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

Just-as-gooder

A person who purchases items within the value-tier of its respective market (clothing, vehicles, wristwatches, firearms, etc.) and asserts that these items are "just as good" as luxury-tier items that go for a street price two to three times higher than the item in question. Often a just-as-gooder is looking to justify their purchase and is in denial regarding the harsh reality that the age old adage "you get what you pay for" is often true.

This item is extremely pricey, but contrary to what your just-as-gooder friend may tell you, the price is well justified in the quality of the design and the materials used.

by gg8rate August 13, 2021