The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁
Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his
(Takes a picture of the bald head)
Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁
Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!
(Takes a picture of the bald head)
Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁
Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!
by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023

“What’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girl gave me some of dat hoodie goodie before I left for work today”
“My girl gave me some of dat hoodie goodie before I left for work today”
by Whiplash716 November 12, 2022

those goodies are mine!
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She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".
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